I wanted to provide some updated information on a few recent posts. And futher delay the time until I fully explain what actually happened to cause me to leave my old cab company.
On November 5, 2007, I wrote a story I called "Steffan's Walk," about a young man, Steffan, who is walking across the country, California to Georgia, to raise money in the fight against cancer. Before Steffan and I parted ways, he gave me the name of a website that would have been going up soon, "SteffansWalk.Org", to promote his efforts. So far, the site is not active, nor have I heard from Steffan on my email.
Steffan, if you're out there, Godspeed to you, friend. Be careful. I do think about you every day. If you ever read this, get hold of me, and let me know how you're doing.
On November 10, I wrote a post called Date a Hot Phoenix Stripper. I followed it up the next day with the post, Danielle's Dilemma. These posts detailed my efforts to help Danielle, a stripper, meet some nice guys, and choose one or more to date. So far, there have been zero responses. I guess I can't blame anyone if they thought it was a scam. Hell, here I am reading the posts two weeks later, and if I didn't know I had written them, I'd think they were part of a scam.
So anyway, I'll have to report to Danielle that the effort failed. If anyone still wants to enter the "contest" described in the November 10 post, be my guest. I'll just pass along the emails to Danielle.
Danielle, I'm sorry I let you down. If there are any nice guys out there, The Cab Guy couldn't find them!
However, a cabbie that I know, Drake Gustave, wants to meet you. If you're interested, leave me a message on my email, and I'll pass it along to Drake. You're on your own after that. I wouldn't classify him as a 'Nice Guy.' Oh, he's not abusive or anything, anymore, but he's a cabie, for pity's sake, and you know how those guys are! His idea of Haute Cuisine is the drive-thru at Taco Bell. And he doesn't order individual items. He just gets it by the pound.
Also, please be advised: he's a heavy drinker. And not the good stuff either. But he is a cabdriver, so he's got that going for him. As long as him company doesn't find out about his long history of DUI.
What the hell, take a chance girl! I say give a cabbie some love! You've got a great window of opportunity right now. His wife is in Romania, visiting with family. Play your cards right, and she'll come home to a divorce, and you'll come home to... a new home. Of course, it's way out in Apache Junction, but I'm sure you'll be able to find work. Not the kind that has any dignity, but work, nonetheless.
Just don't tell me all the sordid details. I'd feel honor bound to pass them along to my readers.
I hope to see you out there on the road.
Sincerely,
The Cab Guy
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Post Updates: Steffan and Danielle
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Danielle's Dilemma
In my last post, "Date a Hot Phoenix Stripper," I asked the question: "How many of you guys out there would like to date a HOT PHOENIX STRIPPER?" This is because my friend Danielle, who is a hot stripper, is having trouble meeting a decent guy. I told her that I would find her a decent guy. Well, so far, no one has stepped up to the plate to help poor, lonely, HOT Danielle out.
This is not a joke! Danielle is a very nice girl, but because of what she does for a living, she has a very difficult time of meeting and dating decent guys.
You're probably wondering, "Well, Cab Guy, is Danielle is so nice and hot, why don't you date her?"
This is a valid question. Let me tell you, if I were about twenty-five years younger, I'd be 'all over it.' I guess you could say that I'm kind of an 'age bigot.' My preferred age range for the women to date is about thirty-five to fifty. Sadly, Danielle is much younger. Sigh!
So what do you say, guys? Do you want to date a hot stripper? Well, here's the rules:
Send me an email describing your proposed date with Danielle. I'll show her the all the emails that I get, and she'll pick her favorites. My recommendation: be creative and romantic!
Send your email to me at SuperCabbie@gmail.com, with the subject header, "I Want to Date Danielle."
I promised Danielle that I'd find her a decent guy. Don't let me down, fellas.
Sincerely,
The Cab Guy
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Date A Hot Phoenix Stripper!
I am just wondering: how many of you guys out there would like to date a HOT PHOENIX STRIPPER?
This isn't the setup to one of my ridiculous Cab Guy jokes: it's a legitimate question!
As your Cab Guy, having driven the mean streets of Phoenix for ten years, I have had the opportunity to meet literally hundreds of HOT PHOENIX STRIPPERS! I have become friends with many of them.
Do you want to know what most of them have in common? Believe it or not, they have trouble meeting decent men! That's right, I can hardly believe it myself! They're always asking me, "What do I have to do to meet a decent guy?"
Just tonight, my friend, Danielle, asked me this same question. You know what I told her?
"Danielle, I'll find you a decent guy!"
I've agreed with Danielle to set her up on a date with a decent guy. Do you want to be that guy? Help me out.
If you're out there, and would like to get to know a girl, not for what she does for a living, but who she is inside, here's want you need to do...
Send me an email describing your proposed date with Danielle. I'll show her the all the emails that I get, and she'll pick her favorites. My recommendation: be creative and romantic!
Send your email to me at Supercabbie@gmail.com, with the subject header, "I Want to Date Danielle."
Sincerely,
The Cab Guy
